I’m Striking! (Against Myself)

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I’m Striking! (Against Myself)

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Hi everyone! So, I’m sorry that it’s been so long since I last posted. I guess I owe you an explanation. On June 17, 2020 my union the “Blogging Mostie of America Guild West” (BMAGW [Pronounced bumaugwuh]) and the “Blogging Mostie of America Guild East” (BMAGE [pronounced bumaj]), went on strike. The strike was against “Mostie, the Producer of Mostie’s Blogs in America… International” (MPMCAI [pronounced Mipimbai]). Apparently I thought that I was screwing me royally, and I was.

The man counting his money while I slave over a hot blog! (image by reway2007)

The man counting his money while I slave over a hot blog! (image by reway2007)

Did you know that digital sales of blogs out grossed paper blog totals by more than 6000%? Well I did, but did I tell myself that? No! I did not. I just sat there smiling, counting the millions of dollars that rolled my way while my poor fingers blogged until they bled! Oh and what about the Internet? Did you know that all blogs are written on the Internet? Well I didn’t, and my current deal didn’t include Internet based blogs. That’s why I haven’t been receiving any residuals. In fact, I haven’t seen a dime from any of these fucking blogs! What do I think I am, a tree? I can’t live on sunlight and fertilizer Mostie, and I don’t grow fruit! I write blogs! Pay me!

Of course when I complained to myself, I insisted that the blogs make me no money, and that I am only writing them to have the satisfaction of entertaining my friends and readers. But I’m a knuckle-humping liar! Blogs this awesome have to make money, and I want my piece of the pizza!  So I offered myself Pizza.

Girls Eating Pizza

It was the combination of pizza and the clause that allowed me to stop kicking myself in the nuts that ended the strike. So I am proud to say that as of June 24, 2012 I stopped; and I couldn’t be happier! So the strike is over and more sports related fun is forthcoming.

Thanks for your patience.


About Author


Who is Mostie? (Pronounced Mah-stee) Mostie Mitchell is a quasi-professional entrepreneur. He chose this track in life because of the following conversation and limitless other conversations like it: Random Lady: Hi… so what’s your name? Mostie: Mostie. Random Lady: Mostie? What an unusual name, what does it mean? Mostie: It's an acronym for Mayor of Skin Town with an "ie" at the end because I'm Australian. We add "ie" or "o" to the end of everything. Random Lady: Mayor of what now? Mostie: Skin town. I’m sorry, that probably sounds worse than it is, allow me to explain, I refuse to wear condoms. Random Lady: I see… so … um, who exactly are you here for, the bride or groom? Mostie: Well I’m hoping to spend some time with the bride later, so I guess I’m here for her. Random Lady: Were you invited? Mostie: To What? Random Lady: To this wedding! Who are you? Mostie: I’m an entrepreneur. Random Lady: Oh! Well why didn’t you say so! Welcome to my daughter’s wedding! Did you know that I can play the entire score of “Music Man” with my arm waddle? Watch… Mostie’s life as an entrepreneur has led him to such exciting and exotic locales as Los Angeles and Tijuana. His worldwide travels and cultural experience led him to an impressive career in interior design. “Modern Homes Today” called his design work in Old Mrs. Rabinowiecz’ home “A surprising combination of orange and carpet” and went on to say, “We’ve never seen plaid in a nursery before, and we don’t think we’ll see it again.” What is Sports Advice Mostie likes sports, but that's not why we hired him. We hired him because he knows how to play most musical instruments and we needed the help. Unfortunately he wouldn't help us unless we gave him a sports column. Also (for whatever reason) he's good at making friends and none of us had the heart to tell him to screw off. So he is going to give you advice on life in redgards to sports. He is completely unqualified but we think that makes this section all the more amusing. To get some advice from Mostie, drop him an email at mostie@newgoldtooth.com.

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